Please, let me help.  You must use one of the numbers 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 or 9.  OK?

Either write a number or get out.  You smell.

Are you a newcomer to the human race?  Don't you know the world is run by numbers?

I want a number here.   OK?

Did you go to school.  Do you know how to write numbers?  Try.